Cartoon Caption Contest: Dec. 11 – 14

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If you’ve never played before, here’s how it works:Think up a good caption for the cartoon, submit it below in the comments box (use any name you want), and my cat and I will choose a winning caption on Dec. 15. I recommend thinking up your own caption BEFORE reading what others have written. The e-mail address must be valid, and the winner gets the book of his/her choice of the books available on my “Buy Books” page. Easy! If you have friends who might enjoy this, please share with them! Thanks! Have fun with this!

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76 Responses to “Cartoon Caption Contest: Dec. 11 – 14”

  1. Melissa B. December 11, 2016 at 6:30 am #

    “How many times have I told you we should have moved to the NORTH pole?!”

  2. Alex December 11, 2016 at 2:27 pm #

    “You went shopping again today, didn’t you, Maggie?”

  3. Mike T December 11, 2016 at 2:42 pm #

    Most wives just sleep with the mailman but NOOO, you had to be different!

  4. Nancy Baur December 11, 2016 at 4:33 pm #

    “Get a cat door you said…….great idea Doris!”

  5. Carrie R. December 11, 2016 at 5:04 pm #

    “Do you smell something, Betty?”

  6. Leah December 11, 2016 at 5:16 pm #

    Oh,I thought you said go with the FLOE .

  7. Kellie December 11, 2016 at 5:25 pm #

    “Yeah, well my feet would be a lot happier if I didn’t have to wade through penguin poop …”

  8. Andrew December 11, 2016 at 5:53 pm #

    “Yes, I understand that Pittsburgh has a zoo, so yes, they are technically Pittsburgh Penguins..”

  9. Debbie Schmitz December 11, 2016 at 6:12 pm #

    Support the Wildlife Foundation, she said…Adopt a penguin, she said!

  10. Misabelle December 11, 2016 at 7:41 pm #

    You didn’t tell me we were hosting Climate Change Refugees!

  11. Chazz22 December 11, 2016 at 7:48 pm #

    “Can we please just get a dog?”

  12. Chazz22 December 11, 2016 at 7:49 pm #

    “I think it’s your turn to scoop the litter boxes, honey.”

  13. Leigh December 11, 2016 at 8:39 pm #

    Did you leave the door open?

  14. Leigh December 11, 2016 at 8:40 pm #

    My feet are still not happy.

  15. Leigh December 11, 2016 at 8:41 pm #

    Which one is Gunther?

  16. Julie December 11, 2016 at 9:06 pm #

    I thought your sister asked us to “penguin sit” for one night. That was three days ago.

  17. Kim December 11, 2016 at 9:35 pm #

    I THOUGHT we agreed on a dog…!??

  18. Kim December 11, 2016 at 9:37 pm #

    Wasn’t it you who said it would be a cold day in hell when Trump became president?

  19. BestBengtson December 11, 2016 at 10:11 pm #

    Do you think anyone will notice if they get a black and white feather pillows for Christmas?

  20. BestBengtson December 11, 2016 at 10:13 pm #

    Happy Feet seemed like enough research… I didn’t know they pooped so much!

  21. Mark Richardson December 11, 2016 at 10:17 pm #

    You know It is not just about the poop.

  22. Robin December 12, 2016 at 12:54 am #

    Still think global warming is a hoax?

  23. KH December 12, 2016 at 1:45 am #

    You started reading Mr. Popper’s Penguins again, didn’t you?

  24. Elise Blaauw December 12, 2016 at 2:09 am #

    Like your in-laws are any better!

  25. Wendy Woolley December 12, 2016 at 2:12 am #

    I suppose you think this is funny, but I am still NOT turning the heat on! Just wear a sweater!

  26. Mike T December 12, 2016 at 12:09 pm #

    “No, the joke is: What is black and white and read all over?”

  27. Mike T December 12, 2016 at 12:12 pm #

    How about this year we cancel the Penguin of the Month Club.

  28. Mike T December 12, 2016 at 12:13 pm #

    I know you wanted to move down south but isn’t this a little extreme?

  29. Mike T December 12, 2016 at 12:14 pm #

    Why do I feel that there is something you’re not telling me?

  30. Mike T December 12, 2016 at 12:19 pm #

    You know, I blame myself. I encouraged Steve to be a free spirit but, really, what are we supposed to do with all these penguins?

  31. David December 12, 2016 at 1:07 pm #

    It’s 13 to 1, Helen. The thermostat stays at 68. Put on a sweater.

  32. David December 12, 2016 at 1:11 pm #

    The invitation said ‘black tie optional’.

  33. David December 12, 2016 at 1:22 pm #

    Caption: The first trimester gets dicey.

    Speech bubble: All they have to do is sit on it! I’m doing everything they’re doing, and they don’t have to find you pickles at 4AM!

  34. David December 12, 2016 at 1:30 pm #

    We both know it’s not just the room that’s frigid.

  35. Leigh December 12, 2016 at 6:13 pm #

    I feel underdressed now.

  36. Jeff W. December 12, 2016 at 7:02 pm #

    “Jeezus, Nancy, did you put all this on your credit card?!”

  37. Jeff W. December 12, 2016 at 7:03 pm #

    “Honey, I’m going to town. Do you want me to pick up some more penguins?”

  38. Leah December 12, 2016 at 7:14 pm #

    “No Gwen, I asked if you had a PEN ?!!!

  39. Jason December 12, 2016 at 7:58 pm #

    Who farted?

  40. Michael December 12, 2016 at 7:59 pm #

    “Ethyl? That new natural anchovy feminine spray you bought? Time to find something else …”

  41. Michael December 12, 2016 at 8:01 pm #

    “You’re cheating on me with a Batman arch nemesis … aren’t you?”

  42. Michael December 12, 2016 at 8:02 pm #

    “Look … I know you’re a big fan of Chilly Willy but enough is enough …”

  43. Jason December 12, 2016 at 8:07 pm #

    Honey, I know you want to go to the Bahamas this summer, but the kids really have their hearts set on Canada.

  44. Jason December 12, 2016 at 8:18 pm #

    “I lost track again. Tell me one more time how we got from an old lady swallowing a fly to 12 penguins.”

  45. Carolyn Crowner December 12, 2016 at 8:21 pm #

    You think this is excessive? What about all of your Pinterest boards?

  46. Jason December 12, 2016 at 8:23 pm #

    “QUIET DOWN! I can’t read with all these vocalizations!”

  47. Dan C. December 12, 2016 at 9:05 pm #

    “Marge, what’s a seven letter word for a flightless aquatic bird?”

  48. Lacie December 12, 2016 at 9:56 pm #

    “What’s black and white and red all over?”

  49. Michelle K. December 13, 2016 at 3:25 am #

    “Well, ’tis the season, right?”

  50. Don S. December 13, 2016 at 2:19 pm #

    “How long til Spring?”

  51. Don S. December 13, 2016 at 2:20 pm #

    “We’re definitely not in Kansas.”

  52. Peter H. December 13, 2016 at 2:21 pm #

    “If we get divorced, I want the penguins.”

  53. Leela December 13, 2016 at 5:14 pm #

    I don’t care if Amazon Prime DOES have free shipping… this is out of control.

  54. Leela December 13, 2016 at 5:24 pm #

    I told you that dozen eggs from the Farmer’s Market looked dodgy….

  55. Leela December 13, 2016 at 5:30 pm #

    “Twelve Penguins Playing” is NOT the verse right after “Eleven Pipers Piping.”

  56. Leela December 13, 2016 at 5:31 pm #

    Yeah, but… did we really need a full dozen?

  57. Karen B. December 13, 2016 at 7:07 pm #

    Well, the Penguin of the Month club was interesting. Wonder what the kids will get us this year?

  58. Rabidweasel December 13, 2016 at 9:27 pm #

    They never act this way when you give them Sanka brand decaffienated coffee.

  59. David December 13, 2016 at 9:35 pm #

    I think I’ve made my point.

  60. David December 13, 2016 at 9:40 pm #

    Speech Bubble: We may be money poor, but we’re penguin rich!

    Caption: Helen reconsiders things.

  61. David December 13, 2016 at 9:44 pm #

    I’m sorry I forgot about your birthday…and for that other thing.

  62. David December 13, 2016 at 9:47 pm #

    What were you thinking for dinner?

  63. Misabelle December 14, 2016 at 12:48 am #

    Penguins don’t come from next door, they come from the antarctic!
    (reference from an obscure monty python sketch)

  64. Emily S. December 14, 2016 at 5:18 pm #

    “How much longer til spring?”

  65. Emily S. December 14, 2016 at 5:21 pm #

    “I’m a little unnerved by the way Rupert is looking at me…”

  66. Mark B.. December 14, 2016 at 5:44 pm #

    “Honey, when you go get bread and coffee, would you pick up 12 barrels of herring?”

  67. Keith Macartney December 14, 2016 at 11:46 pm #

    Do you hear Morgan Freeman?

  68. Terence December 15, 2016 at 5:27 am #

    Did you forget to fill the ice cube trays?

    OR

    Did you fill the ice cube trays?

  69. Terence December 15, 2016 at 5:28 am #

    How do they balance their eggs on such little feet?

  70. Terence December 15, 2016 at 5:29 am #

    We are NOT adopting any more children from Antarctica!

  71. Terence December 15, 2016 at 5:33 am #

    I know it happens only once every few million years, but I really can’t wait until the poles shift again.

  72. Terence December 15, 2016 at 5:36 am #

    I have explained it to you before, Honey. Santa comes from the North Pole. He has reindeer. Anti-Santa comes from the South Pole. He has penguins.

  73. Terence December 15, 2016 at 5:37 am #

    I tell you, this refugee crisis is getting out of hand.

  74. Terence December 15, 2016 at 5:39 am #

    You know what bothers me the most about them? There are no gray areas. It’s always either black or white.

  75. Terence December 15, 2016 at 5:43 am #

    Remember when I said I would like to hear the pitter patter of little feet around the house? Well, I’ve changed my mind.

  76. Terence December 15, 2016 at 5:47 am #

    I’m reading about a woman who shared her house with a dozen cats. Boy, some people are just plain nuts.

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