If you’ve never played before, here’s how it works: Take a look at the cartoon below and think up your own caption to enter. My cat and I will choose our favorite caption, and announce a winner on Friday. Enter your caption(s) in the “Leave a Reply” comments box at the bottom of the page and include whatever name you want plus a valid e-mail. I recommend thinking up your own caption before reading what others have posted. Have fun, and feel free to share this link with any of your friends who might enjoy this!
“Lassie is so overrated!”
Switch to that abominable Westminster Dog Show again and I’ll give you a little best of show!
” In case you didn’t notice but we out number you so turn it back to Old Yeller before we miss that great ending!”
Octopussy, really?!? That is so un-PC.
Call me old fashioned, but modern day family programming has nothing on the original meow mix commercials!
Oh, this one has the other Darrin in it. Change it.
Stuck in the nosebleed section again!
Quit watching TV and FEED US ALREADY!!
How did he get a Grammy? I freakin hate Pitbull!!
You can get arrested for watching kitty porn!
Just because you are a man doesn’t mean you always get the remote!
Just because I get up to use the litter box doesn’t mean you get to take my seat.
Cats like the Home Shopping Network too!
You know we aren’t allowed to watch anything except Animal Planet and Disney!
I’d like just one crack at that Big Bird from Sesame Street!
I feel like “The Aristocats” set the tone for an entire generation.
Lyle slowly realized that watching “Big Cats of the Sahara” was not the best bedtime watching for his household.
“You said there’d be FLUFFY THINGS!!!”
A Grammy for Pitbull? That’s scary!!!
“HEY! You just skipped right past the ‘Meow Mix’ commercial!!”
Seriously? He can’t catch Tweety Bird?! These writers should be fired!”
Garfield is perpetuating negative representations of the feline community. Again!
“What th’ hell – CUJO?!!”
“Dammit, Snuggles! I called lap!”
HA!
“This Cat in the Hat guy is obviously a jerk!”
“I hope you’re recording Animal Planet.”
“I notice we’re out of catnip…….. I’m talkin’ to you, Twinkie.”
“Next time we get a babysitter, WE take the remote!”
“I can think of a few dogs who AIN’T goin’ to heaven!”
“Keep talkin’, Cuddles, and I’m gonna end one of your lives!”
“Quiet, everyone! This is where they pan and zoom in on the Tender Vittles!”
“They totally photoshopped that cat! No-one can eat THAT many Kitty Nibbles and maintain a figure like that!”
“Yeah, yeah, so ‘Ol Yeller dies at the end; Boo-friggin’-Hoo!”
“I feel like I’ve just wasted three of my lives!”
Speech bubble: “Moo!”
Caption: Milo was never the same after the accident.
I liked it better when you murdered hookers.
It’s not broken, you idiot, that’s the volu– just give it to me!
Speech bubble: “Let’s build a wall to keep feral cats out of Athens!”
Caption: “Trump’s polling among the domestic cat demographic fared well.”
“I hate this show!”
Meeee-Ooooowa!
I hate that bitch!!
“A cat would never do that! Who’s their feline consultant?!”
“Where do they get these Jeopardy contestants?! Even I know it’s T.S. Elliot!!”
Our chair is far too close to the screen.
“This episode of The Bachelor is boring…..no cat fights!”
“We are NOT watching “Honey Boo-Boo” AGAIN are we?”
“SPOILER: Bruce Willis was dead the whole time.”
“SPOILER: Snape kills Dumbledore.”
“They should have a Laser Pointer Channel.”
“SPOILER: Soylent Green is people!”
“It’s time for the PBS pledge drive ALREADY?!”
CAT TV! CAT TV!
“Look: Part of this whole global warming thing comes from manufactured products. For instance … this litter stuff they’re hocking on TV.
“And I, for one, am *not* taking a crap in some artificial whosiewhatsis that clumps. I’ll take my hairy white ass outside and do it in the bushes as nature intended …”
“Hey … he’s asleep. Who’s turn is it to suck his breath dry? We have a reputation you know …”
“You couldn’t pay me enough to eat that crud. Fresh birds, lizards and food are where it’s at.”
“Who is this Schroedinger, and what kind of jackass puts his cat in a BOX??!”
“OK, it’s 2 minutes into the show, and my attention span is maxed out.”
You know that’s not the original Morris, right?!