Cartoon Caption Contest: September 20 – 24

If you’ve never played before, here’s how it works:
Come up with your own original, silly caption for the cartoon posted below, whatever you think the guy might be saying, and enter your caption(s) in the “Comments” space below. Use any name you want, just make sure the e-mail is correct, and my Kitten and I will choose our favorite captions. We’ll post the winning captions on Monday the 25th, for all to see! Check back from time to time to see what others have posted, and if you have a friend who might enjoy this, please share this link. Thanks! Have Fun!

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62 Responses to “Cartoon Caption Contest: September 20 – 24”

  1. Wendy Woolley September 20, 2017 at 4:18 am #

    Please finish telling us the story of how you met Curious George long before the man in the yellow hat. We are interested in what he’s really like!

  2. Chris September 20, 2017 at 4:46 am #

    “I suspect you are wondering why we’ve invited you here, tonight, Clemens.”

  3. Chris September 20, 2017 at 5:07 am #

    “I’ve got a whole BARREL of ’em out back!”

  4. Andrew September 20, 2017 at 5:24 am #

    “Well no, it’s just an expression. You’re our children.. we would never ask you to get inside a barrel.” (Deleted scenes: Rise of the Planet of the Apes)

  5. Mike Thompson September 20, 2017 at 12:47 pm #

    No, I’m not an animal proctologist.

  6. Mike Thompson September 20, 2017 at 12:57 pm #

    The Pied Piper removed all the rats,
    Staccato Steve removed all the monkeys.

  7. Mike Thompson September 20, 2017 at 1:07 pm #

    Monkey see, monkey do is just an expression.

  8. Mike Thompson September 20, 2017 at 1:10 pm #

    For the last time, you are not related to Dr. Jane Goodall!

  9. Mike Thompson September 20, 2017 at 1:14 pm #

    Good news. Your mom and I have decided to leave our considerable wealth to your monkey brothers.

  10. Mike Thompson September 20, 2017 at 1:22 pm #

    The best coffee is brewed from the bean eaten and digested by the ciprian monkey of the Amazon rainforest. One sugar or two?

  11. Leela September 20, 2017 at 1:38 pm #

    Trust me, immersion therapy is the best cure for patients with Pithecophobia.

  12. Mike Adkins September 20, 2017 at 2:11 pm #

    I’m glad you got rid of the monkey on your back.

  13. Karen Leiser September 20, 2017 at 5:19 pm #

    I told you you smell like bananas!

  14. Pat September 20, 2017 at 5:50 pm #

    “Margaret’s gonna be super excited when she sees them!”

  15. Joe Meyer September 20, 2017 at 5:53 pm #

    “Do you smell something, Bob?”

  16. Michael September 20, 2017 at 6:01 pm #

    “They’re *all* named George. I’ll give you one guess as to why …”

  17. leigh September 20, 2017 at 8:23 pm #

    I blame the bunnies. It’s always the bunnies.

  18. Leah September 20, 2017 at 8:52 pm #

    You said You’d be a monkey’s uncle. Arn’t you at least going to take one to the park? Maybe toss a ball around?

  19. Bryan September 20, 2017 at 10:38 pm #

    Yes, they are in fact my monkeys, and this is my circus, too!

  20. Nancy Baur September 21, 2017 at 12:45 pm #

    Well Bryan you said you were ready for group therapy! Guess I should have been more specific.

  21. Tom September 21, 2017 at 1:19 pm #

    “Dude, that monkey’s gonna bite your butt!”

  22. Sandy September 21, 2017 at 1:23 pm #

    “Well, well, well – It looks like Mr. Poopsie found a new friend!”

  23. Dave Westenbarger September 21, 2017 at 3:59 pm #

    They’ve actually published two novels already so if you would just go get your typewriters, we can get started.

  24. Pengo September 21, 2017 at 5:47 pm #

    They can smell a Bernie supporter.

  25. Marissa September 21, 2017 at 7:14 pm #

    Which one is Smell No Evil?

  26. David Whealey September 21, 2017 at 7:20 pm #

    Dude, I told you not to get the Banana Cream Pie Creamer for a Reason.

  27. Dolly E September 21, 2017 at 8:30 pm #

    Don’t knock it – a monkey tail-stirred Mocha is the tastiest!

  28. Dave Westenbarger September 21, 2017 at 8:33 pm #

    Be careful, they can smell fear. Fear and irony.

  29. Petra September 22, 2017 at 2:09 am #

    “Don’t make any sudden movements, Gertie’s a feisty one. And don’t make eye contact. Now, you were saying…?”

  30. Petra September 22, 2017 at 2:12 am #

    “I’ve given up real estate, and we’re starting a band.”

  31. Petra September 22, 2017 at 2:14 am #

    “If they get a little rowdy, we can move to the kitchen.”

  32. Mike Thompson September 22, 2017 at 2:46 am #

    Well I’ll be a monkey’s uncle. No really, I AM a monkey’s uncle.

  33. Mike Thompson September 22, 2017 at 2:48 am #

    Psst. You wanna pet my monkey?

  34. Mike Thompson September 22, 2017 at 2:53 am #

    My aunt left me these monkeys in her will. Did you ever meet my aunt, The Wicked Witch of the West?

  35. Mike Thompson September 22, 2017 at 3:13 am #

    If you think bunnies are bad, just try a couple of monkeys for a while.

  36. David September 22, 2017 at 4:43 pm #

    “I take my coffee black. You must like to monkey with yours.”

  37. David September 22, 2017 at 4:49 pm #

    “Don’t move. Their vision is based on movement.”

  38. David September 22, 2017 at 4:52 pm #

    “You know how wolves can smell fear? Well, monkeys can smell gay.”

  39. David September 22, 2017 at 5:02 pm #

    “This next part of your initiation is called ‘The Reckoning of the Poo’.”

  40. David September 22, 2017 at 7:52 pm #

    “This is an intervention, Carl. It’s time to shave.”

  41. David September 22, 2017 at 11:57 pm #

    Caption: The veil of childhood was lifted on Thanksgiving.

    Quote: “Don’t tell your mother!”

  42. Petra September 23, 2017 at 3:00 am #

    “Happy Birthday!!”

  43. Mike Thompson September 23, 2017 at 3:03 am #

    It smells like someone had beans for lunch.

  44. Mike Thompson September 23, 2017 at 3:05 am #

    One of these monkeys will get your brain.

  45. Mike Thompson September 23, 2017 at 3:07 am #

    I don’t know how to break this to you, but I told them you were their father.

  46. Peter Brennan September 23, 2017 at 3:22 pm #

    “Try not to excite them, unless you don’t mind having poo thrown at you.”

  47. Peter Brennan September 23, 2017 at 3:23 pm #

    “Boy, is my wife gonna be pissed when she comes home!”

  48. Funknfritter September 23, 2017 at 3:34 pm #

    That’s strange… you never claim to see monkeys when you drink Sanka brand decaffienated coffee.

  49. Sara B. September 23, 2017 at 7:07 pm #

    “My therapy monkeys have done wonders for my anxiety!”

  50. billy atkinson September 24, 2017 at 3:57 pm #

    Jeff, did you know all these cute primates have previously digested the coffee beans you’re smugly savoring?

  51. Robert September 24, 2017 at 5:43 pm #

    “Monkeys? 🐵? What the heck are you going on about? You may wish to adjust your caffeine intake.”

  52. Leah September 24, 2017 at 6:10 pm #

    Don’t get cross with me. I only called the Dr.She’s the one who said ” No more monkeys or middle aged guys jumping on the bed.”

  53. Ben September 24, 2017 at 9:12 pm #

    “They’re fine, just don’t scream and beat your chest.”

  54. Ben September 24, 2017 at 9:13 pm #

    “Don’t worry, they’re fine. It’s decaf.”

  55. leigh September 25, 2017 at 1:04 am #

    It is ok to admit that you are a daydream believer.

  56. leigh September 25, 2017 at 1:05 am #

    Who said anything about monkeys? What monkeys?

  57. leigh September 25, 2017 at 1:07 am #

    They are a troop but they sure aren’t girl scouts, if ya know what I mean?

  58. David September 25, 2017 at 1:29 am #

    The casting couch is evolving. You wanna be a STAR don’t ya?

  59. Jen Harris September 25, 2017 at 1:39 am #

    “If they don’t kill you, that means they like you.”

  60. Jen Harris September 25, 2017 at 1:47 am #

    “Ralphie, you know what time it is? – It’s time for Uncle Mike to give you a bath and then go night night, ‘K?.”

  61. Mike Thompson September 25, 2017 at 4:59 am #

    Do you want to see if they are boys or girls?

  62. Mike Thompson September 25, 2017 at 5:01 am #

    If you’re going to be my new partner, I don’t want any monkey business.

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