January Cartoon Caption Contest!

Here’s how to play:
1. Look at the cartoon
2. Think up your own original caption
3. Be silly and have fun
4. My cat and I will choose our favorites, and will announce the winners on Monday
Just enter your caption in the “Comments” box below (use any name you want, but the e-mail must be real). (No one else will see that but me.)
Check back periodically to see what others have entered. Share this with a friend who might enjoy this.

Have Fun!

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47 Responses to “January Cartoon Caption Contest!”

  1. Keith Wilde January 18, 2018 at 7:05 pm #

    “Marauding monkeys have heisted integral idiom from featured popular post,” Opinionated Observer supposedly said.

  2. Sara B. January 19, 2018 at 5:18 am #

    “I just don’t see the resemblance, Bob.”

  3. Michael Noble January 19, 2018 at 6:01 am #

    “Whereas we appear dignified, his visage just seems, well … cold. Don’t you think?”

  4. Michael Noble January 19, 2018 at 6:03 am #

    “I’ve tried everything! He just stands there with that stupid look on his face and refuses to answer!”

  5. Michael Noble January 19, 2018 at 6:06 am #

    “I asked this fine fellow for directions and he said he simply doesn’t snow …”

  6. Michael Noble January 19, 2018 at 6:08 am #

    “Him? That’s Burl Ives’ long lost brother Caloway …”

  7. Peter Brenan January 19, 2018 at 3:43 pm #

    “OK… Friend material, or no?”

  8. Peter Brenan January 19, 2018 at 4:04 pm #

    “He doesn’t talk much, but he seems pretty cool.”

  9. Terence Hanley January 19, 2018 at 4:27 pm #

    “Yeah, so he’s got a stovepipe hat and two eyes made out of coal, but where’s his button nose? Tell me that, Mortie. Where’s his button nose?”

  10. Terence Hanley January 19, 2018 at 4:31 pm #

    “If he were made of cocaine instead of snow, we’d have a fortune.”

  11. Terence Hanley January 19, 2018 at 4:37 pm #

    “Okay, so we’ve stolen a snowman’s identity. Now what are we going to do with it?”

  12. Crystal January 19, 2018 at 5:16 pm #

    You don’t have concerns about global warming? Nah. Fake news.

  13. Crystal January 19, 2018 at 5:16 pm #

    I don’t know how to break the bad news. What—global warming? No, that we are all matching.

  14. Petra January 19, 2018 at 6:38 pm #

    “Sorry, Walter, but we voted you out of the club.”

  15. Ben January 19, 2018 at 11:22 pm #

    “He’s just like you! Cold and heartless!”

  16. Nancy Baur January 20, 2018 at 1:58 am #

    ” I know I asked for a tall frosty one, but this is ridiculous!”

  17. Mark January 20, 2018 at 2:38 am #

    “Sorry, man. I got hungry and ate the carrot nose.”

  18. Carrie M. January 20, 2018 at 2:40 am #

    “The buttons and eyes are hairballs.”

  19. Carrie M. January 20, 2018 at 3:11 am #

    “What’s HE smoking?”

  20. Ken January 20, 2018 at 3:45 am #

    “Damn you, Jenkins! YOU ate the carrot nose, didn’t you?”

  21. David January 20, 2018 at 4:08 am #

    So I say the fish was about this big. What do you think?

  22. David January 20, 2018 at 4:12 am #

    Jesus came to Alberta.

  23. David January 20, 2018 at 4:13 am #

    Ridley Scott designed this one.

  24. David January 20, 2018 at 4:15 am #

    I had to hide the weird boner.

  25. David January 20, 2018 at 4:19 am #

    Just hug him. You’re embarrassing me!

  26. David January 20, 2018 at 4:22 am #

    He’s white, so his hands are only out.

  27. Mike Adkins January 20, 2018 at 2:47 pm #

    I hate to admit it but we’re going to have to call Dr. Seuss.

  28. Todd Johnson January 20, 2018 at 4:54 pm #

    Did you know that Eskimos have over 100 words to describe bad teeth?

  29. Cora January 20, 2018 at 5:50 pm #

    Darling, I understand you took creative liberty but….my hips are not that wide

  30. Leigh January 20, 2018 at 8:34 pm #

    He’s right behind me and he’s mocking me again, isn’t he?

  31. Leigh January 20, 2018 at 8:35 pm #

    You can’t HANDLE the scarf.

  32. Courtney January 21, 2018 at 1:54 am #

    “What do you mean it’s me? Am I that fat to you, Jim?”

  33. Anya January 21, 2018 at 2:58 am #

    THIS could be YOU, my friend, if you don’t quit smoking that pipe!

  34. Kendra January 21, 2018 at 2:59 am #

    “As you can clearly see, Ted, OUR scarves are better.”

  35. Mike January 21, 2018 at 3:30 am #

    I don’t have the budget. This is my version of the wall. Damn Canadians.

  36. Funknfritter January 21, 2018 at 1:06 pm #

    We never build snow facsimiles of ourselves when we drink Sanka brand decaffienated coffee.

  37. Jeff Westy January 21, 2018 at 3:41 pm #

    So it’s settled- with two votes to one, I will be the leader of our stovepipe-hat-gang

  38. Leela January 21, 2018 at 5:00 pm #

    I was really hoping Witness Protection would send us somewhere warmer….

  39. Leela January 21, 2018 at 5:01 pm #

    I don’t know, Ted, this whole thing is just a little too “Uncanny Valley” for me….

  40. Leela January 21, 2018 at 5:02 pm #

    Dude… this catnip is some good sh*t.

  41. Joe Meyer January 22, 2018 at 3:56 am #

    “Trying to negotiate with him is like trying to negotiate with Jello.”

  42. Joe Meyer January 22, 2018 at 4:02 am #

    “There’s simply no scientific explanation for this, Wendal, doncha see?”

  43. Kim January 22, 2018 at 4:06 am #

    “I got tired, and stopped at the nose.”

  44. Anya January 22, 2018 at 4:11 am #

    “Apparently, he’s well-known in these parts.”

  45. Steve H. January 22, 2018 at 4:14 am #

    “Chuck is gonna be your stunt double.”

  46. Tracy Turner January 22, 2018 at 2:26 pm #

    “We’ll make snowcones. Nobody will suspect a thing!”

  47. Keith Wilde January 22, 2018 at 4:29 pm #

    And like all spiritual beings he must first cast off the earthly illusions – hats, scarves, arms, eyeballs. You in?

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