Cartoon Caption Contest for May!

If you’ve never played before, it works like this: Think of something that the bird might be saying in this cartoon (anything silly), and type it into the “Comments” box below, along with your name (any name you want), and your e-mail address. Check back to see what others have posted. Enter as many captions as you want until Sunday night, when my cat and I will choose our favorite captions! Have fun!

May 16 cartoon

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39 Responses to “Cartoon Caption Contest for May!”

  1. Carlos Walker May 16, 2013 at 2:17 pm #

    OK, who ordered the chicken sandwich?

  2. Dad May 16, 2013 at 2:27 pm #

    Did you remember to bring spoons this time?

  3. bea May 16, 2013 at 3:00 pm #

    we want worms, not McDonalds.

  4. Brian M May 16, 2013 at 3:03 pm #

    Did you remember to get the little ketchup packets?

  5. Brett May 16, 2013 at 3:15 pm #

    I see you already went through the trouble of vomiting up dinner.

    • Kim May 18, 2013 at 12:01 am #

      I vote for Brett’s! That’s hysterical and I laughed out loud when I read it!

  6. markwash May 16, 2013 at 4:22 pm #

    I miss Chik-fil-A

  7. Robert May 16, 2013 at 4:52 pm #

    Stanislav … McChicken? Seriously, MCCHICKEN? No, technically it’s not cannibalism, as we are not chickens, but eating any of our cousins within Class Aves is close enough!

  8. Robert May 16, 2013 at 4:53 pm #

    McChicken? Seriously, MCCHICKEN?

  9. David May 16, 2013 at 5:10 pm #

    No, I said to pick up something “NEST-y”

  10. David May 16, 2013 at 5:11 pm #

    Did you remember to get large flies?

  11. Pauline May 16, 2013 at 9:12 pm #

    Only one straw – what were you thinking???

  12. Chris May 17, 2013 at 2:43 am #

    “Was the tray complementary, or did you just steal it?”

  13. Chris May 17, 2013 at 2:44 am #

    “You ate some of the fries, didn’t you?”

  14. David May 17, 2013 at 3:22 am #

    That choking hazard warning on the toy goes for us, too, Frank.

  15. anne May 17, 2013 at 3:27 am #

    honey, you made us go ‘all natural’ up in this branch but you’re still bringing that shit to the dinner table?!

  16. Kate Alexander May 17, 2013 at 3:32 am #

    With that for dinner, we might as well switch landlords to Tyson Inc.

  17. Jon May 17, 2013 at 10:32 am #

    Caw. Caw-caw. Caw-caw-caw CAW-CAW-CAW! CA-CAW!!!!!

  18. Jon May 17, 2013 at 10:35 am #

    This time YOU’RE going to eat that and throw it up.

  19. Jon May 17, 2013 at 12:22 pm #

    “Marry for love,” they all told me. At least Rufus knew how to catch a worm or two!

  20. Joss May 17, 2013 at 12:48 pm #

    Everything is gluten- free, right?

  21. David May 17, 2013 at 1:33 pm #

    Nostalgic? You’re not even wearing roller skates!

  22. Leah May 17, 2013 at 5:46 pm #

    I thought they served breakfast till 10!

  23. Leigh May 17, 2013 at 5:49 pm #

    Don’t blame your poor food choices on Obama Care, Harlan!

  24. Leigh May 17, 2013 at 5:59 pm #

    That cancels out our organic certification, Carl!

  25. Joe May 17, 2013 at 7:07 pm #

    So, what was it about pizza you didn’t understand?

  26. Christie M. May 17, 2013 at 8:34 pm #

    I trust this is not the romantic dinner you promised me.

  27. Christie M. May 17, 2013 at 8:35 pm #

    Don’t think you’re THAT easily forgiven for the way you acted last night!

  28. Leah May 17, 2013 at 8:46 pm #

    “@ mamabird- I said no fast food ! Didn’t you get my tweet?# fastfoodsucks”

  29. Patrick May 18, 2013 at 2:26 am #

    Wise man say, “forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for late…burger?”

  30. Patrick May 18, 2013 at 2:44 am #

    She-bird does not accept your offering. Feed him to the brood!

  31. Tom Penney May 19, 2013 at 12:49 am #

    This had better not be your idea of child support.

  32. Terence May 19, 2013 at 3:44 am #

    “I said I wanted FLIES with my meal.”

  33. Terence May 19, 2013 at 11:37 am #

    “No fast food for the children. I thought that was a cardinal rule.”

  34. Terence May 19, 2013 at 11:45 am #

    “Let me guess. You heard a rumor that McDonald’s hamburgers are made from red worms.”

  35. Leela May 19, 2013 at 9:22 pm #

    Did you check if they had the new Matchbox® out yet? They wanted the red one.

  36. James May 20, 2013 at 1:16 am #

    I guess you didn’t really get that whole “early bird” concept, huh?

  37. James May 20, 2013 at 1:19 am #

    Generally, the early bird gets his ass out of bed before noon!

  38. Russell Sedwick May 20, 2013 at 2:38 am #

    My little ones’ will never be able to fly or leave the nest, if this is all they ever eat!

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