Cartoon Caption Contest, Sept. 28-30

The rules are easy: Think up creative captions for this rather silly drawing. Submit as many captions as you want in the comments box below, and then check back to see what others’ captions say. Winning caption will be chosen  by me and my cat, and we’ll announce the winner on Monday. (Super Big Prizes!) Have fun!

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31 Responses to “Cartoon Caption Contest, Sept. 28-30”

  1. Michael September 28, 2012 at 4:25 am #

    “He’s going to help me with the kid’s school projects from now on. Not only is he good, he doesn’t mind direction and doesn’t get bent out of shape when I suggests things to him … unlike you!”

  2. Paul Saffell September 28, 2012 at 8:15 am #

    Gol durn Vern! You call yersef’ an artist? Look at Otto go…you ain’t no match a’tall.

  3. David Whealey September 28, 2012 at 9:43 am #

    Grab the videocamera! Edward Scissorpaws is at it again!

  4. Geoff September 28, 2012 at 11:10 am #

    Would you take a look at that paw-eye coordination!

  5. Geoff September 28, 2012 at 11:11 am #

    What’s not to like about a dog with scissor skills?

  6. Geoff September 28, 2012 at 11:12 am #

    We’re rich!

  7. Carolyn September 28, 2012 at 11:29 am #

    I guess that little comment I made about the importance of opposable thumbs put him on the defensive.

  8. Kaza September 28, 2012 at 12:03 pm #

    THis is nothing! You should see what he did with my ALGEBRA homework!

  9. Jason September 28, 2012 at 1:32 pm #

    I knew Ralph loved scrapbooking, but you never mentioned he was into paper dolls!

  10. Debbie September 28, 2012 at 2:49 pm #

    Hey Mom, Look! The dog did my homework!

  11. Debbie September 28, 2012 at 2:51 pm #

    I could get used to this!!!

  12. Dale Stout September 28, 2012 at 11:49 pm #

    It’s impawsible.

  13. Dale Stout September 28, 2012 at 11:55 pm #

    He’s paper trained.

  14. Sasha September 29, 2012 at 12:38 am #

    It’s OK – It’s part of his therapy.

  15. Robert September 29, 2012 at 11:09 am #

    Hey, look! I think Stanislav wants to see “The Human Centipede” again!

  16. Dale Stout September 29, 2012 at 1:49 pm #

    Look, he’s paper trained.

  17. David Yost September 29, 2012 at 2:48 pm #

    Hank’s relief was palpable to Gloria as she watched Fido follow through on his recent threats to “cut people up”.

  18. David Yost September 29, 2012 at 4:22 pm #

    “He says he’s gonna do my finger next!”

  19. Pauline September 29, 2012 at 8:04 pm #

    And you complained when I spent the money for Pet Psychiatry. It’s been a whole week and he hasn’t bitten anyone…… The only problem is that we’re running out of paper.

  20. Misabelle September 29, 2012 at 10:05 pm #

    “Aww, come on mom! We gotta keep him- I mean look at what he can do! He’s a real artist!”

  21. Misabelle September 29, 2012 at 10:06 pm #

    “Get that dog out of here! He’s making a mess on my carpet!”

  22. Trout September 30, 2012 at 1:54 am #

    “Must be the full moon!”

  23. Trout September 30, 2012 at 1:54 am #

    “It’s this crazy allergy thing.”

  24. Trout September 30, 2012 at 1:55 am #

    “He saw the paper, he saw the scissors, and he went rogue!”

  25. Jason Werner September 30, 2012 at 3:33 am #

    First he learned how to read that book on voodoo, and now he’s learned how to use scissors. It’s AMAZING!

  26. Todd October 1, 2012 at 12:01 am #

    This is soooo worth the urine smell, don’t ya think?

  27. leigh October 1, 2012 at 1:55 am #

    They ARE craft scissors!

  28. leigh October 1, 2012 at 1:57 am #

    He’s auditioning for X-Factor.

  29. leigh October 1, 2012 at 1:58 am #

    He thought you said, ” Kibbles for snips”.

  30. teresa October 1, 2012 at 4:14 am #

    “I think it’s just kinda funny to watch him…… he’s been doing this all day!”

  31. Garrit Lutz October 1, 2012 at 1:59 pm #

    “Remember when he wouldnt’ even fetch?”

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