If you’ve never played before, here’s how: Type your own original caption(s) for the cartoon below, using the “Comments” space at the bottom of the page (any name you want), and my cat and I will choose our favorites. A winning caption will be announced on September 10, and the winner gets a copy of my Fears and Anxieties ABC Coloring Book. Please share this with your friends who might enjoy this. Thanks! Enjoy, have fun!
(I recommend looking at the cartoon and thinking up your own caption BEFORE reading what others have written.)
“Whoa! You didn’t tell me there’d be so many!”
” This is the year of the monkey?”
” Look at that. Not a hare in place.”
“They are vicious! Claws! Big pointy fangs!”
“Organic farm?”
“What, don’t you want some bunny to love?”
The rabbit stampede is not so bad, but next comes the hounds, then the horses , and finally the cattle and elephants.
They put out a call for actors in a new movie that stars Jessica Rabbit.
Harenado was even worse than I had imagined!
Well Chuck, this is what I’d call a harey situation.
So I think they spotted a rare Pokemon…
Honestly, I’d prefer a maltier, more balanced stampede. This one’s just a little too hoppy for my taste.
This is actually kind of rare.
Wow! Must have been a really boring winter !!!
I told you not to read them “Watership Down.”
Twelve thousand, six hundred and twenty-one…. Tweleve thousand, six hundred and twenty-two….
Well, this explains yesterday’s carrot stampede.
“Do you think the Russians are behind this?
Beatrix Potter warned us about this…
The math competition must be that way.. because rabbits multiply.
“I would have to be the animator who has to draw all the rabbit poop in the next frame!”
“Let’em have fun” you said … “Where’s the harm in bit of ‘bunny nookie'” you said …
Sadly, we’re gonna have to kill ’em all.
Got any hare spray?
Let’s breed rabbits for 4H, you said. It’ll be fun, you said!
None of this is going to get Alice to come back, Danny.
THAT’s your question?
I spy with my little eye…
Bioengineer a million-ton carrot, you said. It will be fun, you said.
I said “methadone,” not “pheromone.”
Don’t lay any eggs yet.
You’re probably wondering why I called this meeting.
Coulda sworn that bald dude said it was duck season.
I hope we survive this hare(y) situation.
You said this will be as exciting as the running of the bulls in Pamplona.
I guess this isn’t really a very good first date.
All of a sudden I’m craving hasenpfeffer.
I’m going to go out on a limb and guess you’re NOT an animal person.
I told you not to show them the last scene from “Fatal Attraction.”
Even Sigmund Freud couldn’t tell you what this dream means.
I thought you said it was a dog whistle.
I knew the mayor was crazy to build the carrot juice factory down by the river.
Just going out on a limb here ….but I definitely think the bunnies we won at the fair were not spayed or neutered.
How are we going to find Flopsy in all of this?
Is this a kerfluffle or just a fluffle?
The field mice must have migraines.
Godot is never gonna believe this.
Union troubles?
I blame kale.
You’ve heard of Pavlov’s dogs, these are Rothsteen’s bunnies.
Well at least I’m not afraid of clowns.
If you think this is bad, wait ’til you see what stampedes at Halloween.
Did you leave the rabbit hutch open again, Harry?
Bunnies!! Why did it have to be BUNNIES?!
“Let’s do a selfie!”
My diabolical plan is coming to fruition!
Someone’s gonna notice we’ve been gone for three days now, doncha think, Ted?
I KNEW this was gonna happen! I just KNEW IT!
It’s not that I dislike it. I just thought we were going to see an adaptation of the Updike novel.
HA!
excellent!
…and then this is the part where it starts raining top hats, and I wet the bed. So what do ya think Doc?
Are you SURE this isn’t one of the signs of the Apocalypse?
Think Bugs is behind this?
OH NO!! there goes hair Mr. Trump! Where did it go? I cant see it anymore! I lost it, Sorry.
I spy with my little eye…… a white rabbit.
God did say it would rain bodies… We just misinterpreted what he said.
What.. you said you wanted some bunny to love .. just pick one
You idiot! Those aren’t skinks, they’re rabbits!
If only it was wabbit season and not duck season.
Is that a carrot in your pocket or are you happy to see me?
IIIIIIIIIIIIII HATES wabbits!
I told you we shouldn’t have used Energizer batteries. We’ll be up here forever.
“This would be super cute if it weren’t so terrifying!”
“Now you can see what global warming can do!”
Oh look! A squirrel!
Hosenfefer?
“I know it’s not a laughing matter, Jim, but let me run some possible obituaries by you.”
They sure are aBUNdant this time of year
I hope you aren’t scared of heights
and…..there go our variables.
You mean you don’t carrot all about rabbits?!
“Where’s Waldo?”
Given the circumstances, I think we should re-schedule.
Mom is never gonna buy this excuse…
It’s not an earthquake, Stan. It’s a fluffle.