My cat and I stayed up all night deliberating on the winning captions, and we chose one Winner and two Runners-up. All three winners will receive a copy of my book The Little ABC Book of Fears and Anxieties from Asteroid to Zombie, and first place also wins one million dollars. Congratulations, all!!
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CONGRATULATIONS, LEELA! Wheee!
Thank you! Oh! Thank you! I can hardly believe this! I just want everyone to know that even in my wildest dreams, I never would have imagined that this could ever happen to me!
I’d like to thank the academy, my mom, my cat — Stephen Richter of course — hey! What’s that music? Are they cutting my mic? But I still have so many people left to tha———–