ACHTUNG!
If you see this fish, walk away VERY SLOWLY, and notify the authorities as soon as it is safe to do so.
This dangerously grumpy fish is nearing extinction, and was shipped to our aquarium in Berlin, with the hope of saving the species. The cargo, however, has gone MISSING. If anyone has seen this fish recently, please DO NOT APPROACH!! He is known affectionately by our team as “Ol’ Smokey”, but we treat this deadly fish with extreme respect. His only known weakness is his fondness for Justin Bieber’s early hits.
Be safe.
ACHTUNG!
If you see this fish, walk away VERY SLOWLY, and notify the authorities as soon as it is safe to do so.
This dangerously grumpy fish is nearing extinction, and was shipped to our aquarium in Berlin, with the hope of saving the species. The cargo, however, has gone MISSING. If anyone has seen this fish recently, please DO NOT APPROACH!! He is known affectionately by our team as “Ol’ Smokey”, but we treat this deadly fish with extreme respect. His only known weakness is his fondness for Justin Bieber’s early hits.
Be safe.